Eva Longoria-no-longer-Parker is divorcing her husband and now has to have the wedding date she had TATTOOED ON HER BODY removed. That just sucks. I mean, can we say insult added to injury here??
Second thought I had:
Umm, he really isn't that good looking! He actually looks kinda evil here, which apparently he is.
If a man can cheat on THIS, the rest of us don't stand a chance.
Lessons to be learned:
1. Ladies, don't ever, ever, EVER tattoo a man's name or anything representing him on your body. It's just not classy (Sorry, Eva) and it's not a good idea.
2. Don't marry a man who is not as cute as you. (OK, you can ignore this one if you want to- just a thought...)
3. I mean this one: Do not marry a man that can't handle it when you succeed and do well. Because we all know that the real issue here was that she was more successful and more popular than he was. When did he ever make the news outside of ESPN before he started dating her? He didn't. He cheated because he needed to prove to himself (and a certain member of his body) that he was big and bad and all that jazz.
Choose wisely, girls. You deserve better than this. Eva deserves better than this.
And don't marry a celebrity- it's just not good odds.
And don't tattoo things about men on your body. I don't care how perfect he is, he does not warrant permanent ink marring your beautiful body.