General musings on the ups and downs and ins and outs in the life of a 30 something, unmarried, life loving, some times interesting and sometimes not, mostly happy girl just trying to figure it all out!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

It's too Cold in Florida When...

I was literally thinking about this on the way to work today. Here's my list!

You know it's too cold in Florida when...
... the governor declares a state of emergency for the oranges
... there is ice on anything that's not in the freezer
... the humidity in the air comes from when "you can see your breath"
... the temperature drops below 50 degrees at any point during the day
... you've been rotating the same two sweaters for days because that's as many as you own
... you start dreaming of a nice, warm beach vacation getaway
... even the snowbirds are cold
... you put on socks for anything aside from working out
... you aren't worried about your pedicure because you haven't seen your toes for a week
... you realize why Yankees are so grouchy
... you discover a scarf is for more than just a fashion statement
... even the surfers aren't in the water
... everyone has a look of confusion on their faces
... you see that there is a wild fire in Gulf Breeze and consider them lucky because they are probably warmer than you are

Have any to add??

1 comment:

  1. That your house won't heat below 50 degrees outside!!! That would be my addition. I know Ash. I'm freezing!


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Spring, TX, Southern, United States
Playing with and keeping up with my nephew and niece take up a lot of my time. Van Geaux takes up the rest of it. Work is an afterthought most days! I like to be outside- but not when it's too hot. I get bored at my desk all day. Niki keeps my world spinning and without her and AC I'd lose it. My work ethic crashes at 4 p.m. daily and I live my sweet puppy and my hedgehog whenever I am not at Niki's. I truly believe naps are quality pass-time events, and sometimes I say bad words at work. I'm pretty sure I'm insane on multiple levels and I believe rules don't apply to me.
It seems that my life is quite entertaining. I didn't realize this myself, but was informed of it by my friends- who are rather entertained by tales of my life occurrences.

I'm far from a professional writer. These are just stories, comments, and other items for simple amusement. Hopefully it's a fun read, as Shannon plans to edit it into a book one day! Maybe we'll become famous, and maybe we'll just have some good laughs at my expense (and some other characters in my life). Either way, happy reading!