Is it bad...
...that I have full conversations in my head, with outward hand gestures?
...that when the PPD habitually tells people to call MY number about parking tickets and someone says, "I'm calling because I got a parking ticket," I answer with "And?"
...that I show up at work with chicken poo on my shoes at least 3 days a week?
...that I constantly speak to inanimate objects?
...that I adore my gynecologist?
...that at the age of 27 (almost 28) I immediately call my Mama when something goes wrong?
...that I purposefully send things out even though my boss told me to hold them because he didn't meet my deadline!
...that I often prefer curling up in my bed with a good book and a glass of wine to going out?
All About Ashley
- Ashley Lane Hamlin
- Spring, TX, Southern, United States
- Playing with and keeping up with my nephew and niece take up a lot of my time. Van Geaux takes up the rest of it. Work is an afterthought most days! I like to be outside- but not when it's too hot. I get bored at my desk all day. Niki keeps my world spinning and without her and AC I'd lose it. My work ethic crashes at 4 p.m. daily and I live my sweet puppy and my hedgehog whenever I am not at Niki's. I truly believe naps are quality pass-time events, and sometimes I say bad words at work. I'm pretty sure I'm insane on multiple levels and I believe rules don't apply to me.
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