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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

You're Welcome

I usually don't listen to celebrity gossip or even pay attention to it because, to be honest, I don't care. But this morning on the radio I heard chatter about this little piece of body art and felt the incredible urge to comment:
Eva Longoria-no-longer-Parker is divorcing her husband and now has to have the wedding date she had TATTOOED ON HER BODY removed. That just sucks. I mean, can we say insult added to injury here??

Second thought I had:
Umm, he really isn't that good looking! He actually looks kinda evil here, which apparently he is.

Third thought:
If a man can cheat on THIS, the rest of us don't stand a chance.

Lessons to be learned:
1. Ladies, don't ever, ever, EVER tattoo a man's name or anything representing him on your body. It's just not classy (Sorry, Eva) and it's not a good idea.

2. Don't marry a man who is not as cute as you. (OK, you can ignore this one if you want to- just a thought...)

3. I mean this one: Do not marry a man that can't handle it when you succeed and do well. Because we all know that the real issue here was that she was more successful and more popular than he was. When did he ever make the news outside of ESPN before he started dating her? He didn't. He cheated because he needed to prove to himself (and a certain member of his body) that he was big and bad and all that jazz.

Choose wisely, girls. You deserve better than this. Eva deserves better than this.
And don't marry a celebrity- it's just not good odds.
And don't tattoo things about men on your body. I don't care how perfect he is, he does not warrant permanent ink marring your beautiful body.

You're Welcome

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  1. UnknownJanuary 12, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    poor eva! i really love her. i didn't know about the tat. never a great idea.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    great advice. eva is so classy! tony is trashy!

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Playing with and keeping up with my nephew and niece take up a lot of my time. Van Geaux takes up the rest of it. Work is an afterthought most days! I like to be outside- but not when it's too hot. I get bored at my desk all day. Niki keeps my world spinning and without her and AC I'd lose it. My work ethic crashes at 4 p.m. daily and I live my sweet puppy and my hedgehog whenever I am not at Niki's. I truly believe naps are quality pass-time events, and sometimes I say bad words at work. I'm pretty sure I'm insane on multiple levels and I believe rules don't apply to me.
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