It's too Cold in Florida When...

I was literally thinking about this on the way to work today. Here's my list!

You know it's too cold in Florida when...
... the governor declares a state of emergency for the oranges
... there is ice on anything that's not in the freezer
... the humidity in the air comes from when "you can see your breath"
... the temperature drops below 50 degrees at any point during the day
... you've been rotating the same two sweaters for days because that's as many as you own
... you start dreaming of a nice, warm beach vacation getaway
... even the snowbirds are cold
... you put on socks for anything aside from working out
... you aren't worried about your pedicure because you haven't seen your toes for a week
... you realize why Yankees are so grouchy
... you discover a scarf is for more than just a fashion statement
... even the surfers aren't in the water
... everyone has a look of confusion on their faces
... you see that there is a wild fire in Gulf Breeze and consider them lucky because they are probably warmer than you are

Have any to add??